Mass Effect collar for dogs was announced, triggering a the flood of NSFW responses
Do you have any plans to buy your dog an accessory pack that was inspired by the Mass Effect? Naturally, you’d want to. but who wouldn’t?
Mass Effect is one of the most loved video game franchises ever and is certainly one of the most Sci-Fi RPGs. With Mass Effect, we make our unique commander Shepard and it’s up to us to protect the universe from the perilous mysterious race called the Reapers. Through the course of our adventure the crew is formed by making choices that will ultimately decide our storyline, either to better or worse.
Of course, if you’re huge enthusiast of BioWare’s Mass Effect series, it’s possible to dress up your pet with their N7 accessories. If you’re like that have a chance, you’re in luck. Actually, I’m saying “luck” because the items that are featured in this story have been discontinued. BOOOO!
Its Mass Effect N7 doggy bag features a dog collar along with a leash as well as the bandana. I mean seriously it’s like my Pippin dog would love these but this is no longer possible. I’m sorry, people are buying everything in stock! you! You can see, this set of accessories has gone extremely well among members of the Mass Effect community on Twitter. But the problem lies in … many do not want the set for their dogs. But here we take a look.
“When Good Boys Become Legendary,” begins the series in the BioWare Gear Store listing. “The Mass Effect Deluxe N7 Dog Collar Leash Bandana Set is a must-have for any intrepid Spectre with a loyal K-9 sidekick ready to explore the vastness of the Milky Way.”
“Don’t miss this chance to dress your pup in true Mass Effect style because they deserve to feel like a true galactic badass, even if they’re just chasing their own tail,” the book concluding.
“Ah yes! The collar for dogs. The collar for dogs. A collar for dogs. Dog collars, yes,” replied one user to the BioWare Gear Store Twitter. “Does this come in a men’s 20 regular neck?” One person asked. Another tweet said, “I fear that the majority of these won’t touch any canine necks.” Another user wrote, “Oh yes … my dog. That’s what I originally though.” You horny lot.
If you’d like to try your luck, and then hope to buy the Mass Effect set – for any reason, puppy or not, to purchase it at a later time you can sign up from the web listing of be informed when it comes in stock. Have fun!