Why do you need human companionship when you can have a life-sized Lucario Plush?
The Pokemon Company has done a lot lately with its merchandise. Pokemon is constantly coming up with new ways to include its various pocket monsters in your everyday life, beyond anime and games. It’s now selling a large plush of Lucario and has even put together a photoshoot with the Steel/Fighting Pokemon to show what it looks like to be a life partner for a human model.
The Pokemon games have a king. This plush, which is 3’11” tall, is available at the Pokemon Center and costs $419.99 US dollars. Its height is comparable to an elementary school student. However, its flexible arms and legs allow it to be used in any position you choose. This feature was a big draw for the Pokemon Center, which modelled every way Lucario could mimic life.
As you can see in the photo to the right, the Pokemon listens to the woman talk about her day. Lucario is an excellent option for therapy and human connection. A one-time fee of $420 (plus shipping and tax) will get you talking about your most profound issues.
But, wait! There’s more. Lucario can be seen as a partner in life, helping you do the dishes when contaminated food is just one of your choices. Lucario is a dishwasher that can be used to help you save money.
Although I realize I am exaggerating, I’m beginning to tell a story about this woman with her Lucario plush. There is no need to have petty arguments with men. All she needs is her Super Smash Bros. main plush, which can be posed as she wishes. This photo is fantastic! This photo is straight from a Hallmark movie, but she doesn’t realize she loves Christmas. She’s just happy to have her best Pokeball.
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If you’re looking for a more affordable way to enjoy Pokemon companionship, Pokemon Bright Diamond & Shining pearl are available on Switch today. They are currently being played and written about as we go. Keep an eye out on Fanbyte for more Pokémon in the coming days.