Gengar is a chair now and on an unrelated note Gengar Tongues extend up to several meters
This plush, purple Gengar armchair can be purchased right now. Cellutane, a Japanese retailer, sells the already-expensive piece of kitsch for $226 USD. Although they are not shipping directly to the United States, it is being sold by Cellutane in Japan. Gengar tongues can be as wide as a foot and extend to several metres, which is a great example of gengar tongues being completely insignificant.
Some readers might point out that requires more from than any face they may choose to sit on. Gengar’s anticipatory smile is designed to fit directly into the back of a person as they recline. This extra surface would allow you to reach under and beyond the person’s back to twist, dive, or do any other manipulations. There will be a range of equipment that you can bring to the exchange.
You could also point readers to the image boards that I frequent, many of which have at least one illustration of Kaa from The Jungle Book. But that might not get me fired. Instead, I will remind you of a piece Gengar merchandise that was featured earlier in the year. It is the Gengar tongue pillow with expandable tongue. The person who asked this model to assume the pose was very familiar with what they were doing. As I’m certain the Gengar chair people know.
Ask yourself this question: Why, among the I assume thousands-plus Pokemon we’ve met to date, did the chair creators choose to base it specifically on the man with the perpetual ahegao.
The armrests are low enough and sloped enough to allow one to assume the “cool teacher sitting” position. This is what Captain America did in, his beloved scene from Spider-Man Homecoming. This, combined with the forward motion of a ” Riker lie,” would give Gengar and his large, damp dipper much better access to their crotch. Both parties are still missing the passion of direct face-pressing.
This is not a pull-out sofa, no matter how much you might want it to. This may seem like a missed opportunity but GameFreaks have made do with less in the past. To make a true love seat, you could combine the tongue pillow and the same-sized chair. It would only take a few minutes to move the chair around. It’s not easy as the furniture is selling for quite a bit via resellers.
The logistics will be up to you. I stopped writing actual pornography in order to write this serious investigation into the (hypothetically), ass-eating Gengar at 7:05 p.m. on Wednesday, in response to this challenge to our honor by The Verge reporter
